Who’s got the biggest one? Penis length in the comparison of the federal states
After a beer or two, the topic of penis length comes up at some regulars’ tables. Of course nobody will admit that his best piece is too small, but somehow the topic is already interesting.
In order to avoid confusion, it should be made clear that this is not an international comparison but a comparison between the Länder. The comparison showed that men from North Rhine-Westphalia have the nose (sorry, the penis) in front. They have the longest penis in Germany. In the north-south comparison of penis length, the northern lights from Hamburg hold their own against the men from Bavaria and Baden-Württemberg.
Apparently the men from Saxony are the worst equipped. In general, the study showed that the men in the east are less well built than those in the west. In an international comparison of penis length, German men rank in the lower midfield.
How is the penis length measured at all?
Admittedly, there was no measurement. The claims are based on orders in an online shop that offers condoms as well as other products. The operators of the shop record all orders exactly. Thus they know how many condoms of which size were delivered to which federal state.
Experts assume that the buyer’s details are more honest when placing an order in an online shop than when buying locally at a drugstore or pharmacy. Because men are very vain because of their penis length, they often order condoms larger than they should be.
What do the women say?
For them (at least most) the topic penis length is cordially indifferent. It is a typical men’s topic for which women have little or no understanding. It is clear from several surveys that women do not attach great importance to penis length. More than 80 percent are satisfied with their partner’s equipment.
Much more important than length is the skill with which the man knows how to use his best piece to satisfy you. Sometimes a smaller penis can even be advantageous because it is more flexible. Sex is not about penis length, but about dexterity and endurance. A clever lover can even bring his partner to orgasm without a penis, for example through oral sex.