The absolute tests of courage for blowing
No risk no fun. Many people live by this maxim. Some more, others less. Those who like unusual locations for lovemaking are not averse to most sex practices. The blowjob is not necessarily one of the more exotic positions, but paired with the right location it is the ultimate adrenaline rush. Here we present ten places for a risky blowjob.
Ultimate tips for a risky blowjob:
The moving car
Fancy a little thrill? Many men have dreamed of being orally pleasured while thundering down the highway at two hundred miles an hour. Okay, it doesn’t necessarily have to be the highway in this case, even if city traffic is also not recommended.
If you’re getting a blow job, you may not always be one hundred percent focused on the traffic. We recommend quiet country roads without many bends. And please pay attention to the speed. The images from the flash units sometimes simply reveal too much.
During the phone call with your wife or girlfriend
Phone sex with a difference. You use your own voice to heat up your partner, while your playmate skillfully takes you to erotic cloud number seven. True experts describe what they are currently experiencing themselves in order to give their telephone partner an orgasm of the finest quality.
The crowning glory is when both women involved ask for a repeat of the hot game afterwards.
In the home office during the video conference
Team meetings don’t always have to be dull and boring either. If the predetermined topic of conversation is boring, you can sweeten the video chat yourself with a few tricks. The location of the camera and the partner are the two factors that are particularly important here. Once you have your facial expressions under control, you’re ready to go. The boss will definitely notice that you are more enthusiastic and in a better mood than your colleagues. Future salary increases through blowjobs during working hours? It’s possible.
Wacken Open Air or other festivals
Get a blowjob in front of hundreds of metalheads and cum just in time for your favorite band’s performance. But festivals of this size are now well equipped with cameras and drones. So it can happen that you find a photo of yourself during this beautiful act in the press. Half the readers will celebrate one, the other will hate the other.
Good old cinema – it’s the movie that counts
There is no such thing as a really risky blowjob in a porn movie theater. But when it comes to melodramatic tearjerkers, the audience is more likely to cry. Titanic, for example. The audience is sure to let out an expectant groan when Kate Winslet lolls naked on the sofa. But what would Leonardo DiCaprio fans do with someone who squirts with relish when Jack Dawson dies?
The changing room in the department store
This does not refer to the cubicles of various sex stores or lingerie departments. The more bourgeois, the better. If you want a risky blowjob, look for a changing room in an expensive boutique. The more expensive the store is, the greater the fear of being caught. The reactions of those around you are also related to the price range of the establishment. If applause is still possible in a sex store, you can expect to be handcuffed in real chic stores. And not in an erotic sense.
The confessional
Sex in the church is a myth for many. Theoretically, there are two possibilities: the altar or the confessional. Since we’re talking about blowjobs today, only the second of the two options remains. True experts send the woman in first, wait about twenty minutes and then take a seat themselves. Where else could these heavenly pleasures of oral sex be better celebrated than in the house of God?
However, an important safety note should also be issued here: Churches have excellent acoustics. Every sound, no matter how small, can be heard clearly throughout the room. Whoever chooses this place should therefore have themselves under control. Whether the blowjob is performed while the priest sits in the next room is up to the couple’s preference.
The ghost train
People from the fast squad are particularly in demand here. A ride on a ghost train never lasts longer than a few minutes. It is therefore a race against time. In addition, the partner should not be too jumpy. Anyone who accidentally bites because of a scary noise will no longer find a play partner.
The cemetery
The classic place for a risky blowjob and sexual practices of any kind is the cemetery. Not everyone is keen on being surrounded by so much death. But this fetish exists, and not just in the gothic scene. So if you like it, you should keep very quiet when having sex in places like this.
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Anyone who is caught pays a fine and often gets an entry in their criminal record. We definitely recommend black clothing and perhaps some patchouli if you meet like-minded people.
LARP – The role play meeting
Live Action Roleplay usually involves young adults meeting up to act out fantasy stories together. Groups of heroes set out to rescue princesses and slay orcs. First of all, it has very little to do with sex, actually nothing at all. This is exactly what makes it so interesting for a risky blowjob. Sex in places where nobody expects it is particularly appealing. So why not use the presence of elves, fairies, witches and amazons for some fun. Hardly any Lord of the Rings fan would turn down the offer of an elf to work on their best piece orally.
Conclusion
Everyone should at least have tried a risky blowjob once in their life. It won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but some people will lick blood. Perhaps our tips have given you a few ideas for future adventures. We hope you enjoy trying them out. But please always remember: Safety first.
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