The small but subtle difference
All banana? Many women like to suck cock and balls regularly for the sake of their partner. But when it comes to biting into bananas that already have brown spots, the disgust knows no bounds. Is that fair? Certainly not. Not only vegans know that fruit also has feelings and needs love.
If you ask women to describe male genitalia, the answer is something like this: an unsightly penis with an even more unsightly testicle consisting of shriveled skin. The whole thing is garnished with small, frizzy hair, which doesn’t exactly make things any better.
Why is the banana crooked?
But the question of whether these things are put in the mouth is usually answered in the affirmative. Why? To do your partner a favor.
However, if the same woman is asked to take a bite of an already brown banana, the reaction is convulsions. After all, you’re not doing a simple piece of fruit any favors. The feelings of the poor fruit are being disregarded and trampled on in the worst possible way.
Does anyone think about the feelings of the spurned fruit? The poor banana hasn’t exactly had an easy time of it. Grown crooked and picked while still green. Failed the Chiquita test as a child and was later neither eaten nor used for masturbation as an adult fruit. Now the poor thing is old, brown and wrinkly. Many people are downright disgusted by it.
Although there are “Strawberry fields” old people’s homes, there are still no “banana fields”. All that remains is the compost heap as the sad conclusion to an existence unworthy of fruit. Is anyone really still surprised at the crooked state of some bananas?
Bananas as the new cucumbers
This does not have to be. Bananas can also be satisfying – at least if they are kept in a species-appropriate manner. Teenagers in particular can make their first oral attempts here. It is important to explain to the girls beforehand why the banana does not stiffen. Otherwise, misunderstandings can quickly arise for which the yellow fruit can do absolutely nothing.
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The banana can even be used together. While the girl practises blowing bananas with the fruit, the boy receives the peel. This acts as a sperm suction cup, which prevents unpleasant stains. This way, the male teenager can also practice without having to destroy the evidence afterwards.
Many people – wrongly – only use vegetables (such as cucumbers) for sex. But when used correctly, the banana turns out to be a reusable sex toy. When used correctly, the yellow fruit stays young and feels loved. This prevents brown spots from forming in the first place.
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