Girlschool: Girls learn to play wind instruments
It is well known that women who regularly play stringed instruments are excellent at fiddling with their partners. But what about female musicians who like to play wind instruments? It doesn’t matter whether she is a hobby blower or a professional bladder expert. Even amateur wind players can perform true miracles with their mouths. Let’s find out whether these girls generally have an affinity for blowjobs and have a natural command of the French language.
Do not put the good piece in your mouth too deeply or too timidly. Use the correct breathing technique and pay attention to where your tongue is. Women who play wind instruments learn all this in music lessons. Nobody tells them at this stage that they will be able to put this knowledge to good use in other areas later on.
Although the music teacher may have had a few things in mind. It’s not for nothing that fake blowjobs are often punished with spanking.
It is not known whether it is like the girl school of the rock band Britny Fox. An association with the high school of the Popsicle movie series is also conceivable. If that was too long ago, you can also make a connection to Beverly Hills 90210 here.
The choice of instruments
The choice of which wind instruments the girls want to play already reveals a lot about their preferences. The mouthpiece of a recorder is quite different from that of a full-blown trumpet. This shows whether the ladies like to talk too much and what they think they are capable of.
Of course, there are also women who can play various wind instruments. Multifunctional, you could also say. Whether flute, trumpet, saxophone or tuba. These girls just put everything in their mouths. Those who can multitask are very popular with men. Rightly so.
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Female musicians want to be able to elicit the most beautiful sounds from their instrument. The male member is the perfect wind instrument. If you practise diligently, you will get better and better and will soon be able to perform true miracles and take your man to the highest heights of lust. The term “magic flute” takes on a completely new meaning at this point anyway.
But it’s not just about the man’s flute. After all, his bagpipes also deserve first-class erotic treatment. Whether it’s a satisfaction by the score or a spontaneous wank & jam session is a matter of taste. Both certainly have their appeal.
Beat it, baby
The rhythm a woman uses when giving a blowjob depends on her own taste in music. The man should keep an eye on this in advance so that he knows what to expect later in bed. A pop fan will have a different approach to blowing than a techno girl or a death metal fan.
A female pop fan could blow breathlessly through the night. Of course, only after she has sweetened the man’s best piece with cream. True fans of this style of music will also don the Itzbiziteenieweenie Honolulu beach bikini before the act.
While female rockers tend to give a blowjob to hell at this point in order to blow the man straight into Paradise City. While he imagines himself on the Stairway to Heaven and enjoys the Blaze of Glory to the full.
Playing wind instruments together
After a few years of practicing, some women toy with the idea of going public with their skills. Playing wind instruments in front of an audience is something completely different. The thrill is greater and you can feel the excited horniness of the audience with every pore and absorb it (pun intended).
Bladder experts can form girlie groups or start solo careers. Even a full orchestral gangbang is possible. If the concerts are successful, nothing stands in the way of a subsequent tour. Good female wind players have the potential to fill entire concert halls. But it gets even better. Imagine an elite girl band: One or two bubble experts paired with naturally talented fiddlers and a mistress of the percussion. A band like that would have the opportunity to go down in history.
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