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Pimpernuckel: the dildo that tastes like Westphalian brown bread

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Why Pimpernuckel is eagerly awaited by many people

Sex with a dildo is a wonderful thing. How nice would it be if fans of Westphalian black bread could combine both? That’s even possible soon, because there will be a dildo called Pimpernuckel, which tastes like Westphalian black bread. Not only can you introduce it and enjoy it, but you can also simply put it in your mouth and enjoy it.

Pimpernuckel DildoAlso suitable for vegans

There never was such a thing! A joy donor who tastes like Westphalian black bread. Many dildos with taste are already available, but Pimpernuckel is absolutely new. Of course the manufacturer loves the pun, because he flirts with the exchanged letters. Pumpernickel becomes simply Pimpernuckel and already the word has a completely different meaning.

A simple bread, which admittedly many people like to eat beyond the borders of Westphalia, becomes an erotic object that offers many new possibilities. Pumpernickel has been available in many forms so far, whether as a simple slice of bread, as a thaler or still quite different, but as a dildo? No, this is an absolute world novelty, which everyone must have, who likes to spoil himself or others and loves the Westphalian black bread.

It is said that the inventor of Pimpernuckel has already applied for a patent. And that’s a good thing, because otherwise there would be a lot of freeloaders who would snatch this name from his nose.

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So far it was possible to put condoms with taste over a joy donor, but with Pimpernuckel everything changes now. The dildo has reinvented itself. Rumour has it that an Offenbach entrepreneur, who already invented the dildo for left-handed women, is behind it. Of course, this is not proven.

Pimpernuckel very well received by the first respondents

First interviews about the dildo were started, which tastes like Westphalian brown bread. As expected, most voices on the special dildo are quite positive. Most humans are strained on it, when Pimpernuckel comes finally on the market and is to be had. Some can hardly expect it even still, until they can finally try out and taste Pimpernuckel.

According to some information it should not last so long at all, until it is finally available in the on-line and Sex Shops locally. However, the inventor and manufacturer of pumpernickel still holds back with the exact details, so that we can all expect more surprises. Maybe there will be more dildos with a different taste in the future.

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Dildos which taste like salami or another sausage would also be conceivable, because these can be combined wonderfully with Pimpernuckel. As the icing on the cake, the inventor would also have to develop dildos that taste like cheese, butter or mayonnaise. Can anyone imagine this feast for the senses? But for now we have to wait for pumpernickel and can only speculate whether there will soon be dildos with a different taste.

What is possible with Pimpernuckel

Pimpernuckel can be used in many ways. It can not only be inserted according to your wishes and heart’s desire, but, as the name already tells you, it can be sucked on wonderfully. The taste should be very long-lasting and incredibly similar to Westphalian brown bread. It is therefore of the best quality.


Note from the editors:
It is a satire. The Pimpernuckel with pumpernickel taste will never go into production. Even if it certainly would have enriched the market.

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