Goodbye dreariness, hello porn industry!
Participant report from the porn casting in Cologne
Sitting in front of the office computer for 40 hours a week, pointlessly and listlessly, discussing on the phone with dissatisfied customers? I was fed up with this after a year as a trainee forwarding merchant! So what do you do when you are obviously not fit to be a so-called Otto Normalbürger? Sure: Participate in the next porn casting of the notorious porn agency Eronite! This is what I thought too, a 21-year-old, virgin, slim spectacle wearer from Karlsruhe, Germany, for whom this training was not the first time that he had to learn that he would not be successful in one of the classic and “respectable” professions of the German state. But it was definitely the last time I had such an experience. But first of all, here is my experience report:
Too proud for teaching, too beautiful for logistics
Until my school-leaving examination in June 2015, the signs for me, who had just come of age, were still pointing to “ordinary citizen”. In other words: school, state and society were convinced that Niklas Felix Marsolini, after voluntary service and studies, would have no problem being squeezed into the colony of servile worker ants called “society”.
Fucking and being fucked
But nothing came of it: after three wasted years I was fed up with being fucked by social workers, lecturers, colleagues and customers. So I decided to turn the tables and go from being fucked to being fucked, literally. One evening after a particularly unpleasant day at vocational school, I sat down in front of my laptop and googled “becoming a porn actor”. At first more out of interest than career planning.
Google knows what is good
Following my instinct not to select the top search result first, I clicked through the following web pages. Unfortunately, I was punished for this with a bunch of smart-ass comments from overpaid journalists in the service of state and economy. I also came across numerous pseudo-serious porn websites of criminal cyber criminals, which actually have nothing to do with pornography and eroticism.
Among them are certainly websites of professional rapists, who seduce young women and often young men to alleged pornocastings, only to rape and often murder them. This criminal, inhuman scam has become such a big problem that Eronite has dedicated an article to it on porno-casting.info an article of his own.
Lola Taylor – Another victim of the casting trap
Only recently, Lola Taylor, a Russian porn actress my age, came under the stranglehold of such brutes. She narrowly escaped with her life by jumping from the third floor of the apartment building where she had been brutally abused for hours. She broke both her legs, which is why she was in hospital for days afterwards. Not to mention the mental fractures the young lady suffered through this heinous crime. And all she really wanted to do was have a business talk with two contract agents!
www.pornocasting.xxx
Finally I came to my senses and clicked on the first link: www.pornocasting.xxx In just a few words, you will learn what a good porn actor or actress must be able and willing to do. Then I clicked on the red rectangle with the inscription “Apply here as an actor”. And before I knew it, I applied as a porn and fetish actor for Eronite Movie Productions!
And at first I only wanted to google a little bit. After that I received about weekly mails from Eronite with interesting and helpful tips & tricks for budding porn actors. They are always adorned with Eronite’s model lady Xania Wet, who won the coveted Venus Award in 2012.
Target date: 6 October, Euskirchen near Cologne
The mails helped me to overcome the agonizing waiting time until 6 October (eleven days before my 22nd birthday). Finally, the time had come and I drove on 5 October via BlaBlaCar to Euskirchen, a medium-sized town 50 km southeast of Cologne. Of course I was excited, because the next day I would not only have sex for the first time in front of the camera. No, I’d be having sex for the first time ever, too. Considering my charming, self-confident appearance, you may not believe it, but in front of the October 6th I was actually still a virgin!
Eating, drinking, talking
I have already reported on the general organization of Eronite’s porn casting at the Villa Classico in another article. Therefore I would like to talk here only about my personal experience. Like all men I had to go through a lot of formalities at first. I too had to bridge the waiting time with food, drink and conversation. Especially the conversations with Texas Patti, Cat Coxx, Holly Banks and fellow candidate Regi were interesting for me. Regi is a muscular, dark-skinned Haitian from whom I think we will hear a lot soon.
Prelude
Around noon, production manager Patrick finally approached me and, true to his work ethic, advised me against taking part in the practical part of the casting and becoming a porn actor. But of course I was not intimidated by that. In the end he gave up and agreed to the porn shoot. So I was supposed to take a shower and then wait for further instructions, which I did. Half an hour later Patti knocked on the bathroom door and asked me how I felt and what I was doing.
At first I assumed that I would “only” shoot with her, but to my surprise and delight director Patrick planned a three-way with Patti, Cat and me. Even the pope couldn’t be there! So I agreed to the script, which was about the loss of my virginity. Besides the director and the cameraman, two likeable young men from RTL were also present. There were also several spotlights in the room and a small camera hung from the ceiling.
Niklas Marsolini becomes Lord Mars
And then it started. Any concerns, such as the fear of spontaneous erectile dysfunction, were quickly forgotten when porn professionals Texas Patti and Cat Coxx dropped the covers and properly took care of my virgin 21-year-old self. Almost an hour passed from the start of shooting to the end of shooting, but despite the sexual and physical exertion, time flew by. Clocks are known to run twice as fast when you are having fun! (And who has no fun when fucking, should urgently go to a sex therapist and get tested for asexuality)
However, dirty details should not be discussed here. For this I recommend to buy and watch the porn movie on www.eronite-movies.com. There it will be uploaded and offered for sale shortly. There you can see Patti, Cat and me in action without any advertising or clothes! I vouch with my name for the fact that this small financial investment will pay off.
Epilogue
Eronite’s porn casting in Cologne proved to be a very good decision for me. And not only because I could finally get rid of my virginity, which had lasted far too long. The casting on 6 October was the ideal springboard into red water for me, ergo the best entry into the porn industry. Only a few days later, I was able to meet Eronite’s editor-in-chief at the Venus trade fair in Berlin.
Of course, not every guy can make the same career leap as I did, but with the right skills you can (and of course women even more so) go very far in the porn industry. No matter if in front or behind the camera. The only thing I regret is that I didn’t go straight into the porn industry after graduating from high school, but wasted three years of my life and youth with “normal” jobs and apprenticeships and the hopeless search for a steady girlfriend. If only I had known then what I am convinced of now: Men are pigs, women are sluts. And that’s a good thing too!
Lord Mars at your service!
Interested business partners and porn actresses can contact me via contact form. I can then provide them with additional information and suggest ways of how they can and will best enter the porn industry in individual cases. You can also find me on all the popular social networks and subscribe to me. I almost never refuse friendship or subscription requests.
Nothing pleases me more than helping fucked fellow citizens to stop getting fucked all the time and finally start taking the reins into their own hands and fucking themselves!
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