All kinds of quirks and special requests
Anyone who follows a profession knows the problem. Annoying and unsympathetic customers, to whom you are still somehow supposed to remain friendly. The same questions are always asked, the answers to which have to be rattled off like a prayer mill. Not to mention the special requests of these customers. What occurs in the everyday professional world, unfortunately, also occurs all too often in the erotic sector. A prostitute venting and reporting the questions of the most annoying johns.
The varieties of the most annoying suitors
First and foremost, there is clearly unnecessary price negotiation. It is perfectly logical to discuss financial matters in advance. But the most annoying johns apparently think they are in a bazaar and can haggle. The price offered is set outrageously low, which is of course insulting to the lady. The customer hopes that somehow you can agree in the middle. In reality, however, a question such as “Is 20 euros enough?” merely initiates the early end of the conversation.
Also in the repertoire of the most annoying suitors is forced humor. Nothing against a casual saying to break the ice and lighten the mood. But it should fit the situation, be spontaneous and honest. Spasmodic witticisms are completely out of place. The question of whether the dog may also be there, because after all he likes to lick so much, should be saved. Even the most annoying suitors should take this to heart.
For some fancy practices there are special ladies
Another point are extraordinary special requests. Basically, what both enjoy is allowed during sex. This also applies to love for sale. If the lady does not feel like role-playing, S&M or clinic sex, then so be it. Item. For this, there are enough other ladies who offer exactly this service. You can also avoid the question of an exception or even begging. After all, no one would think of asking for a tire change in a flower store.
It’s sad but true and reality shows that you have to explicitly add this point. Unkempt, unwashed and stinking from the mouth you do not need to show up at any woman. Not even if you pay for them. Money is not a free ride and prostitutes also have the right to refuse clients. If you present a bad smelling and sweaty cock, you will hardly get a blowjob.
This fact should be self-evident, but unfortunately it is not. Otherwise, the sex workers would not keep complaining about this very point. Many prostitutes offer a shared shower beforehand. Exactly for this reason. So the man can enjoy foreplay with the first intimate touches, while the lady can be sure of hygiene.
Prostitutes are not a substitute for the girlfriend
Sex workers offer a service that is clearly defined in advance. No less, but also no more. If you just want to chat, you should find someone else. Even if he declares the eternally long conversations as foreplay to warm up. Kisses and other caresses are usually out of place and should be saved for the next relationship. The service offered is sex, not making out. The tongues of the ladies become active for it in another, but also very pleasant way.
Also, the question of whether the lady can still lie down for a cuddle afterwards is not worth asking. It is quite simple. The more customers the woman can serve, the more she can earn. No one wants the feeling of “assembly line processing.” However, after the service is completed, you should clear the field and give the lady the opportunity to recruit the next customer.
Rules of etiquette for whores and escorts
If you don’t want to be one of the most annoying suitors, just follow a few simple rules. Sex workers are people too and want to be treated as such. You can talk to the ladies just like any other business contact. Precise agreements regarding preferences and financial compensation are in order and are part of good manners. Price negotiations are rarely appropriate. If it is absolutely necessary, you should suggest an amount of your own accord that adequately honors the lady’s performance.
After the work is done, you are welcome to talk to the lady, but you should not stop her. With a bit of tact, the right time will be found to leave the scene again.
Depending on the establishment, further meetings can be arranged. While this is part of the good tone in the escort sector, an appointment in the Laufhaus is out of place. With hobby whores nothing runs without prior agreements about time and place. Even in table dance stores, a look at the roster of the respective ladies is advisable. Over time, this can lead to really good business relationships that last for years.
Read also:
– As a virgin in a brothel: Your first time with a prostitute
– Rules and behavior in the brothel with prostitutes and escorts
– Rip-off in the brothel: the lousy scams of the whores
– Sex contacts with amateur whores: How does kaufmich.com work?
Quasi a win-win situation for both parties, as they say in the business world. Because good, long-lasting business relationships are satisfying for everyone. In this case, literally.
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